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January 31st, 201702 Don't rush to judgement, these four true tales teach us....writes Nury Vittachi  A couple of years ago, a friend accused me of being really slow on the uptake, so I called him last night. "Yep," I said. One should always take time over important issues instead of rushing to judgement. Case in point: A recent news report says police...
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January 29th, 201703 A time-travel train that Einstein would have loved ....The Funny Side by Nury Vittachi   Dear Internet Answers, I just got invited to a beach party. What's the maximum possible weight loss in a 25-minute train journey? Yeah, I'm starting late, but what can you do? While waiting for a response, I found that a reader had sent me a news...
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December 2nd, 2016018 More proof that irony rules the universe ...The Funny Side by Nury Vittachi   I think all journalists should end every report with IDK THO LOL ("I don't know though laugh out loud") so people can't sue them in case all their facts are wrong. Clever, no? Legal matters are on my mind thanks to news reports sent in by readers. First...
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November 25th, 201609 Job titles are getting seriously deceptive. The Funny Side by Nury Vittachi My son is applying for jobs. I told him that "we have no suitable vacancy at this time" really means: "Dude you are too cool for us." I noticed many jobs are in sneaky disguises. About half of them, with titles ranging from Marketing Executive to Account...
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October 21st, 2016011 The Funny Side by Nury Vittachi - Just call me Big Onions from now on   Whenever my children express a low opinion of their parents, I remind them that author Dallas Clayton named his son Audio Science, actor Jason Lee called his child Pilot Inspektor, singer Frank Zappa called his son Moon Unit -- and that I have the legal right to...
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